the other day, my best friend Carolyn and I were waiting for my hot tub
to heat up. i noticed that my backyard had a bunch of weeds in it, so i decided to weed the garden. she helped me. as we worked, i looked down and realized that i either needed to trim the bushes
or weed the garden
. so i was like "damn, i need to weed the bushes
." and she was like "we are, dumbass
." and i was like "no, i need to wax my pubic hair, i look like a caveman."