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awarewolf

a werewolf who understands.
examples of awarewolf: sigmund freud, wittgenstein, chomsky, einstein and other celebrity figures who are awarewolves.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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miserable

The word for the feeling that we sometimes call depression without the attached social malaise ( ie the need to take medication, go to shrink, talk too much, eat too much etc ).
I'm feeling miserable today, I'll feel better tomorrow.
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religion

a previous science that is in it's death throes and is trying to change into a new science
All religions are basically saying the same three things.
1. be moral - do what's in the best interest of your family and in the best interest of society.
2. life is suffering - here's how to deal with it.
3. strive for exclusive ownership at the expense of others.
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science

a religion that is in it's early stages that supports many of the dubious conclusions of the Judaeo Christian society in which it is practiced, such as the doctrine of original sin (genetics), the possibility of obtaining an absolute truth, the removal of the merchants from the temple (coming soon to a cinema near you) etc.
It's bible is in an incomprehensible language and is not widely distributed as printing hasn't yet been invented.
Is often used to limit freedom of choice but in the correct hands can be a good thing.
discuss stem cell research as a science.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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cannabis

mood altering psychoactive non-adictive herb.
incites communism therefore is banned.
I've opened another can a bees.
cannabis
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innocence

1. slang for 'inner-sense'.
2. slang for 'in a sense'.
3. slang for 'in essence'.
1. I've got an feeling of innocence.
2. It is simply not true, innocence.
3. There is lots of potential energy, innocence.
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truth

something that religions look for. Science, in this context, is a religion.
there is only one truth and that is my precious, truth.
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