Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2019
Adjective-Something ridiculous and flat out stupid, unbelievably so to the point where no litany of adjectives can begin to capture how inane, harmful, ignorant, and completely beyond the pale it is.
I had to wait two hours to get seated at this punkdaddy restaurant and then they brought me the wrong order. Then while they said they were cooking it they closed up shop and kicked me out, no refund.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks December 23, 2016
A slogan of liberals, placing the blame for problems with Iran, the environment, education, taxes, the crappy Sox season, Uncle Mike's kidney stones, etc. at the doorstep of our 43rd President. Exclusive to dumb liberals as smart liberals will try to fix problems instead of blaming them on conservatives, though unfortunately the smartest liberals are the least powerful ones. Really applicable to any blaming of any problem on your political rival, including of Obama and Clinton by conservatives and Newt Gingrich and John Boehnor by liberals.
Man, Bruce Springsteen's new album blows. Why can't he make songs as good as Thunder Road anymore?
There are many possible explanations that we could intelligently discuss but it's cheaper to blame Bush.
There are many possible explanations that we could intelligently discuss but it's cheaper to blame Bush.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks October 24, 2013
When a topic that exists solely for people to pointlessly fight about the topic gets put aside. The default topic for people to pointlessly argue about is the nickname of the Washington Redskins, therefore, when one topic is dropped the loud, angry, emotional conversations return to the name Redskins. Because everyone in the world and their mom is familiar with the Redskins debate, it is the ultimate sign of irrelevance for a topic to be pushed aside to resume discussion about the Redskins. Most things that trend on Facebook or Twitter become redskinned in less than three weeks.
The Indiana RFRA law, Joe Paterno, and any commentary on politics from any celebrity are all pointless argument topics that were redskinned long ago.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks May 06, 2016
A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023
To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.
Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 30, 2017
A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 06, 2016