3 definitions by mikejusticefanclub

mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.

“is that a mike justice?”
“yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 3, 2023

Mike

A Mike is the type of guy who won’t admit it, but could go on for days about how much he loves sci-fi movies starring matt damon and kristen wiig.

“Hey Mike, what is your favorite movie?”
Mike: “Dude you know this! It was the best movie of 2017!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 3, 2023

gnarly deli

Gnarly deli is the coolest place you could ever each a sammich or drink a beer or just be. They have the best events and the best owners and staff. If you think you are cool but haven’t been to gnarly deli, then you are wrong.

Friend 1: “Hey, are you guys going to Gnarly Deli tonight?”
Friend 2: “Of course! I basically live there!”

by mikejusticefanclub September 3, 2023