Definitions by mikegloady

cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.

"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."

cofferette by mikegloady December 9, 2008

Selleck 

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

Selleck by mikegloady November 11, 2008

Squack 

Slang term for the seminal fluid of the human male. Onomatapaeic referring to the sound of the ejaculation.

"Arrrgh! You fucker! You got squack in my hair!"

"Sorry baby, I was aimin' for yer boobs!"

Squack by mikegloady July 26, 2008

Shave the pigeon 

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

Shave the pigeon by mikegloady July 25, 2008

Shave the pigeon 

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

Shave the pigeon by mikegloady July 24, 2008