5 definitions by mikegloady
Slang term for the seminal fluid of the human male. Onomatapaeic referring to the sound of the ejaculation.
by mikegloady January 22, 2006
The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"
"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
by mikegloady January 20, 2007
Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
by mikegloady January 22, 2006
Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
by mikegloady January 22, 2006
"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"
"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."
by mikegloady November 6, 2006