2 definitions by mike sphynx
The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 29, 2010
A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left
by mike sphynx July 29, 2010