mike hawk's definitions

gouch

The area between your ball sac and your butt hole.

If you took a shit in the woods and whiped your ass with a stick, you might get sap on your gouch.

by Mike Hawk March 17, 2003

rocapads

pads made by ROCA-A-FELLA, for use on the poontang.

These ROCA-PADS will keep yo flow fuckin tizzie

by Mike Hawk May 21, 2003

Logical-

A person named Nick who is queer.

* Logical- is named nick and is queer.

by Mike Hawk June 22, 2004

chod

the spot between your balls and asshole

dude, she licked my chod!!!

by mike hawk August 21, 2006

quiff

a dirty girl or slut

damn that stupid quill gave me crabs

by mike hawk May 13, 2005

blowzo

When one receives felecio from a clown

"At my kids birthday party i got a blowzo from that clown"

by Mike Hawk September 21, 2003

Sith

Greasy little freaks that hide pickles in the sky

John: where did all the pickles go
Jeff: the fuckin sith probably hid them in the sky

by Mike hawk December 13, 2012