30 definitions by mike comanche

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

Net Nerd

Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.

Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

footblinder

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!

Cristie M. is a footblinder.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

bethulah

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009