12 definitions by miggelzworth

Dog Dick

When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).

Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.

by miggelzworth October 21, 2010

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 15, 2010

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 25, 2010

Banana Peppas

When someone has yellow teeth.

Yo did you see Nelson's teeth? He's got some set of banana peppas in his mouth!

by miggelzworth October 4, 2010

Hershey Highway

Referring to someone's anus.

That dude is gay, his Hershey Highway has constant traffic in it.

by miggelzworth October 25, 2010