Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

Hershey Highway

Referring to someone's anus.

That dude is gay, his Hershey Highway has constant traffic in it.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Snog

A fat girl that dresses like a slut; wears clothes 2 sizes too small and has her unmentionables showing.

I got so drunk last night I picked up a Snog. She almost broke the bed.

by miggelzworth October 07, 2010