15 definitions by microsoft_bastard

Pickle Wiper

A queer bastard the enjoys playing with guys dicks

Hey guys, did you know Burt is a fuckin' Pickle Wiper?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

jizzims

(noun) To be used in place of any other noun as an offensive substitute.

1.I played the lottery and won 50,ooo jizzims.
2.I don't know where I'll be later; give me a call on the jizzim.
3.Maam, this steak is dry; Can you bring me some more jizzim?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Dick Skinner

The mouth of a lame bastard that talks shit.

He mouthed off one too many times so I stuffed my wang in his dick skinner

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

submarine

A tampon currently trolling in the puss.

I wanted to fuck the bitch, but she was sporting a submarine.

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

tuna pot pie

A pussy.

Hey baby, how about a taste of that tuna pot pie?

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003