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2 definitions by
micklepickle
Masturdate
To
take
oneself out when
one
has no
date
I couldn't find anyone to go out
with me
, so I decided to
masturdate
. I took myself out
for dinner
and a movie.
by
micklepickle
January 5, 2015
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Masturdate
mug.
Bart
A
fun guy
who gets you to
drink
way
more than
you planned to.
I was only gonna have a couple of drinks, but I got
barted
and drank a whole
fifth
of
scotch
.
by
micklepickle
November 28, 2010
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