25 definitions by mickey brown

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by mickey brown March 8, 2007

sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

by mickey brown March 5, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 21, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 5, 2007

Wikitality

Not to be confused with wikiality! When the victors of a wikiwar ban the oposing group members for vandalism (which they did not commit.) A sort of play off of the word fatality.

"you are baned indefinetly."

"That was the worst wikitality i have ever seen!"

by mickey brown February 16, 2007

limpin with the bizkit

(v) to listen to limp bizkit.

"are you limpin with the bizkit?"
"yeah. its just one of them days."

by mickey brown March 5, 2007

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by mickey brown March 8, 2007