Skip to main content

michaeltothej's definitions

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.
Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
mugGet the the door swings both ways mug.

Tell him where to go

Euphemism. If you tell somebody where to go, you basically tell them to fuck off.
Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,

Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.



Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
by MichaelToTheJ August 1, 2008
mugGet the Tell him where to go mug.

The Romans

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.
1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007
mugGet the The Romans mug.

gig high

The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show).

Symptoms include:

.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world

A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.
Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"
by MichaelToTheJ October 15, 2011
mugGet the gig high mug.

Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
mugGet the Character Assassination mug.

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
mugGet the mortal mug.

Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
mugGet the Fake MILF mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email