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Skivise (verb); A combination of the words 'skive' (to skip school or work/play truant) and 'revise' (to study for an exam) - to skivise is to skip school or work, in order to revise/study, usually for an important exam.
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Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
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I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
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I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
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1. Aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking space - APFU!!
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
by MichaelToTheJ December 16, 2008
Get the APFU mug.Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
by MichaelToTheJ August 1, 2008
Get the Tell him where to go mug.Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
Get the suss mug.Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
Get the Ronnie Barker mug.Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.
Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.
2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
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Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
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