michaeltothej's definitions

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

giggery

The process of playing gigs. (used when you are in a band)

1. Me and my band are bored and ready for some giggery.

by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007

gig high

The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show).

Symptoms include:

.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world

A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.

Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"

by MichaelToTheJ October 15, 2011

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.

1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.

by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007

Ronnie Barker

Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.

Customer: Fork Handles

Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)

Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.

Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper

by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007