michaeltothej's definitions

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

aweradular

A combination of the words: awesome, rad and spectacular. If something is all three of these, it's aweradular.

Wow, check out Paul Gilbert's guitar soloing. That's aweradular!!!

by MichaelToTheJ May 11, 2008

Catch 29

Like a Catch 22 but worse.

I'm in a Catch 29 situation.

You mean a Catch 22?

No, it's worse than that.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

Bathtub Chemist

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

mortal

To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)

Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!

by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007

giggery

The process of playing gigs. (used when you are in a band)

1. Me and my band are bored and ready for some giggery.

by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007

gig high

The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show).

Symptoms include:

.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world

A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.

Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"

by MichaelToTheJ October 15, 2011