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Skivise (verb); A combination of the words 'skive' (to skip school or work/play truant) and 'revise' (to study for an exam) - to skivise is to skip school or work, in order to revise/study, usually for an important exam.
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Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
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I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
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I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
Get the skivise mug.To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
Get the mortal mug.When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
Get the the buzz mug.Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.
Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.
2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
Get the Character Assassination mug.Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
Get the the door swings both ways mug.Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
Get the suss mug.Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
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