To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.
Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.
1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.
2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.
Used in the North East of England, in place of the phrase: "damn right!"
1. Person A: Want a beer?
Person B: Aye, rights I do!!
It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.
Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.
A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!
Euphemism. If you tell somebody where to go, you basically tell them to fuck off.
Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.