michaeltothej's definitions

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

The Romans

The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.

1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"

2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007

the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

Character Assassination

Character Assassination is the act of attempting to influence the portrayal or reputation of a particular person, causing others to develop an extremely negative perception of him/her. By its nature, it involves deliberate exaggeration or manipulation of facts to present an untrue picture of the targeted person.

Basically, it is spreading rumours and talking bad about somebody, to make people hate them.

1. I'm just another victim of Character Assassination.

2. The media and politicians are Character Assassins.

by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007

gig high

The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show).

Symptoms include:

.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world

A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.

Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"

by MichaelToTheJ October 15, 2011

giggery

The process of playing gigs. (used when you are in a band)

1. Me and my band are bored and ready for some giggery.

by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007

Catch 29

Like a Catch 22 but worse.

I'm in a Catch 29 situation.

You mean a Catch 22?

No, it's worse than that.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011