michaeltothej's definitions
Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
by MichaelToTheJ August 1, 2008
Get the Tell him where to gomug. When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
Get the half moon kissmug. Skivise (verb); A combination of the words 'skive' (to skip school or work/play truant) and 'revise' (to study for an exam) - to skivise is to skip school or work, in order to revise/study, usually for an important exam.
1.
Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
2.
I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
Boy 1: Is Alex here today?
Boy 2: No, she's skivising, she's got her exams next week.
2.
I have an exam next week, but no free time to study for it - I'll skivise.
by MichaelToTheJ June 1, 2007
Get the skivisemug. A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2011
Get the Pub Meetingmug. Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."
by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008
Get the the door swings both waysmug. As Per Fucking Usual. Something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. Like 'As Usual/As Always' but with an angrier tone to it.
1. Aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking space - APFU!!
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
by MichaelToTheJ December 16, 2008
Get the APFUmug. A slut/a girl who sleeps around. Called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. This term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an STD.
by MichaelToTheJ June 5, 2013
Get the minefieldmug.