michaeltothej's definitions
A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
Get the Fake MILFmug. by MichaelToTheJ October 5, 2007
Get the rightsmug. Person 1: That guy won't stop yelling at me. He really annoys me,
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
Person 2: Tell him where to go, then.
Person 1: You can't barter with these people. If you ask for a lower price, they'll tell you where to go.
by MichaelToTheJ August 1, 2008
Get the Tell him where to gomug. A slut/a girl who sleeps around. Called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. This term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an STD.
by MichaelToTheJ June 5, 2013
Get the minefieldmug. by MichaelToTheJ June 27, 2007
Get the giggerymug. A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2011
Get the Pub Meetingmug. Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
Get the closerlymug.