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half moon kiss

When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.

A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.

The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"

Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
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the buzz

When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
This is a great song, I've got a serious case of the buzz. Let's go out!!
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
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bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.
by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011
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Ronnie Barker

Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles

Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)

Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.

Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
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suss

Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.

2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.

3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"

Guy 1: Dammit!!!

Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
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closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.
The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
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Pub Meeting

A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.

However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
We need ideas for that film we're gonna make. Let's have a pub meeting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2011
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