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To be very, very drunk. Contrary to the guy before me, the word 'mortal' is also used in the North-East of England (ie: Newcastle and Sunderland)
Last night, I was proper mortal!!!!
by MichaelToTheJ June 29, 2007
Get the mortal mug.When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
Get the the buzz mug.Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
Get the Ronnie Barker mug.Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
Get the suss mug.As Per Fucking Usual. Something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. Like 'As Usual/As Always' but with an angrier tone to it.
1. Aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking space - APFU!!
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
by MichaelToTheJ December 16, 2008
Get the APFU mug.The awesome feeling you get after attending a great gig (live show).
Symptoms include:
.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world
A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.
Symptoms include:
.Infallible belief that you rule
.Willingness to fight anyone who believes otherwise (if having just left a metal gig)
.Inability to stop smiling/dancing
.Feeling that all is right with the world
A gig high usually lasts for a couple of days before it fades away and you go back to feeling normal again.
Guy: "Damn, I am on a huge gig high from that Enter Shikari gig last night. I'm still raving several hours later! Man, am I awesome! Everything is awesome right now!"
by MichaelToTheJ October 15, 2011
Get the gig high mug.The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.
1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"
2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007
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