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Pub Meeting

A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.

However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
We need ideas for that film we're gonna make. Let's have a pub meeting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2011
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rights

Used in the North East of England, in place of the phrase: "damn right!"
1. Person A: Want a beer?

Person B: Aye, rights I do!!
by MichaelToTheJ October 5, 2007
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bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."
Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.
by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011
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the buzz

When you're drinking alcohol, hear a tune with a great beat and get that really excited feeling in your stomach along with a massive urge to dance all night. When you get the buzz, you HAVE to go out and go to clubs so you can rave away for several hours.
This is a great song, I've got a serious case of the buzz. Let's go out!!
by MichaelToTheJ September 20, 2011
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Fake MILF

A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
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You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her

A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."

Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
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closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.
The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
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