michaeltothej's definitions
Short for 'suspect', and usually used when doing something against the rules or illegal. If you get sussed, you are suspected and subsequently caught/arrested.
1. I can't go home drunk, my mam will suss.
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
2. I was selling some E's to my mate, in school, but I got sussed by Mr. Blackwood.
3. Teacher: "Give me that cell phone, you shouldn't be using it in class!"
Guy 1: Dammit!!!
Guy 2: (to guy 1) Sussed!
by MichaelToTheJ March 25, 2007
Get the sussmug. Ronnie Barker was THE legend of comedy. Loads funnier than all of this American "comedy". I.e: Friends. (the only funny bit in the entire history of that programme is when Chandler walks into the spa naked and says: "So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here") Ronnie Barker is famous for the TV series' Porridge, Open All Hours ands The Two Ronnies Show. (You can watch some by typing Ronnie Barker into youtube) Even though he died last year, he died a legend.
Customer: Fork Handles
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Fork Handles? (hands customer four candles)
Customer: No, fork handles. Handles for forks.
Ronnie Barker = Shopkeeper
by MichaelToTheJ May 7, 2007
Get the Ronnie Barkermug. The Roman Empire was very powerful, especially in AD 117, when they controlled most of Europe. The emperor was Julius Caesar. (I think there were more, but I can't be bothered to list all of them.) They were very civilised, at the time, and apparently knew how to keep order.
1. Brian - "Bloody Romans"
2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
2. Reg - "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
by MichaelToTheJ May 29, 2007
Get the The Romansmug. As Per Fucking Usual. Something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. Like 'As Usual/As Always' but with an angrier tone to it.
1. Aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking space - APFU!!
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
2. APFU, I can't find my car keys.
by MichaelToTheJ December 16, 2008
Get the APFUmug. A woman who looks like a milf from behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.
Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
*Woman turns around*
Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.
by MichaelToTheJ December 28, 2008
Get the Fake MILFmug. Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.
by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008
Get the closerlymug. When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
Get the half moon kissmug.