michael's definitions

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

trypical

its cool and its common.

that was a trypical 360 shuv-it.

by michael May 21, 2003

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005

riceboy

Someone more concerned with their car looking fast than it actually going fast. Also applies to computers.

He put his Pentium II in a brand new neon case with clear side panels, like that's going to make it any less ghetto. What a riceboy loser!

by Michael June 3, 2004

forbush

to be a dominatrix and try to kill students with cardiac arrests and seizures

holy shit i just got forbushed and am bleeding like shit

by Michael May 11, 2003