michael's definitions

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

duvet

A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment

by michael November 11, 2003

riceboy

Someone more concerned with their car looking fast than it actually going fast. Also applies to computers.

He put his Pentium II in a brand new neon case with clear side panels, like that's going to make it any less ghetto. What a riceboy loser!

by Michael June 3, 2004

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005

Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 7, 2005