michael's definitions

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

down

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

by michael November 11, 2003

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003