michael's definitions

frindle

a pen to write with on paper

i would like a frindle.

by michael December 8, 2003

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 3, 2005

S!

when some 1 is talking shit or making up lies

your chatting ssssssss Leon that chick didnt give u pussy

by Michael November 27, 2003

Fatty Lumpkins

(n.) 1. a terribly physically obese individual. Also operates in a relative sense -- a thick or chunky person may deserve the appellation when compared to a more slender individual. Generally, a jovial way of describing a fatass. 2. description of a fathead, a jobbernowl, this is the more caustic and widely applicable meaning -- esp. effective for an obtuse, arrogant type.
3. "lumpkins" may be replaced by a proper last name, see example 2.

Lee had a thing for chunky girls. "I am going to get all up in that Fatty Lumpkins tonight, man!"

"Whoa! I can't believe Fatty Crumpler just hurdled that tackler..."

by Michael May 18, 2005

homoron

gay moron> see HOMO and MORON

David, the gayhomosexual, has a crush on a tweeker. What a homoron!

by Michael February 28, 2005

vagilla

Vanilla flavored vag juice

I could really go for a fresh cup of vagilla right about now.

by Michael October 16, 2005

bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent

she used bitchfu on his ass

by Michael June 19, 2003