michael's definitions

behir

basically means someone who is big and hariy and particularly ugly. They remind you of a beast so much that you would not be surprised if a knight rode in to slay them.

My sister is such a "behir" (usually said with alot of might and enthusiasm).

by Michael April 19, 2005

Gilder

to be a Gilder is to be of the decent of the Gildersleeves.
to be a Gildersleeve and/or Gilder is wicked awesome.

the epitome of "gilder-ness" is theGILDER

Phil Michael theGILDER, rockstar and musician extraordinair.

by Michael April 3, 2005

Linkin Park.

A band who incorporates a wide range of genres into their music such as rock, hip-hop, and electronica. They have sold millions of records worldwide and had jusr recently gone diamond on their hit album "Hybrid Theory".

Jay: Hey what do you think of Linkin Park?

John: They make good music.

by Michael May 8, 2005

K2

The King who should be honored greatfully.

I am K2, so be good and i wont hang you.

by Michael June 21, 2003

Drop a Clopp

What one does when they run after eating spicy mexican food.

After eating at Albertacos Matt went for a run where he was forced to drop a clopp.

by Michael March 29, 2004

vagilla

Vanilla flavored vag juice

I could really go for a fresh cup of vagilla right about now.

by Michael October 16, 2005

bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent

she used bitchfu on his ass

by Michael June 19, 2003