michael's definitions

down

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

by michael November 11, 2003

goodtacular

Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael

Michael, he's pretty damn goodtacular

by Michael July 1, 2004

fill power

The amount of cubic inches one ounce of down occupies. The warmer the down, and the greater the fill power, the more space it will occupy. A fill power of 700 indicates that one ounce of down feathers will occupy at least 700 cubic inches.

My comforter is rated at 620 fill power. It's only got 18oz of down, and it's really warm!

by michael November 11, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

sweater kittens

An alternative name for the breasts.

Hey, lemme see dem sweater kittens!

by Michael June 19, 2006

Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.

Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.

by Michael March 1, 2005

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005