michael's definitions

Bama

An individual that supports the University of Alabama sports programs.

Those folks really pull for a BAMA win.

by Michael May 13, 2005

cohnsyspenis

small

cohnsy has a small penis

by Michael March 25, 2003

Booby Beth

Phat (fat) biatch (bitch) who has medically massive chouncage.

mic: look at that booby beth
sean: thats my girl friend
pete: nice kajungas
mic: mmmmmmmm
sean: she played hungry hungry hippos as a child

by Michael August 3, 2004

Merr

The resulting noise of hitting a deer with a potato when you walk into your backyard and see them mating.

When I threw the potato at the deer it went Merr.

by Michael August 3, 2004

fembot

Girls who have guns that come out of their jubblys.

Huh! Vanessa, your a fembot!

by michael June 21, 2003

crotch rocket

A person who experiences frequent boners.

Can be fixed with masturbastion.

That boy is a crotch rocket!

by Michael May 3, 2004

Day Walker

a black male who has been consumed by the light, also known as a bounty

i love white gals they control me.
.mind
.body
.heart

by Michael November 27, 2003