michael's definitions

Cutlip

To break something related to computers.

Chad totally Cutliped the printer in Mr. Keaton's room.

by Michael November 19, 2003

matshita

a very large international company which is largely unknown. it has a connection with panasonic.

you should never ever buy a matshita product.

by michael May 13, 2005

delorimier

(n) The source of life. The giver.
(v) To proginate. To create all beauty.

You'd be more amicable if you would get over your delorimier-complex.

by Michael January 14, 2005

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

feetage

Combination of two peoples height. Originated in Higley Arizona.

The combined feetage of those two hotties is prolly 10'6"

by Michael April 6, 2005

meat harmonica

1) A long, smooth instrument made of meat.
2) A penis.

1) He played a vigorous tune on his meat harmonica.
2) "What am I going to do with two harmonicas?" / "Go skiing."

by Michael February 2, 2004

richie rich

see "richierich"

see "richierich

by michael April 21, 2003