michael's definitions

V Zone

A woman's vagina and the area around it.

Man A: What's your favourite part on a woman?
Man B: Her V zone.

by michael June 17, 2006

forbush

to be a dominatrix and try to kill students with cardiac arrests and seizures

holy shit i just got forbushed and am bleeding like shit

by Michael May 11, 2003

bube

Hair found on female breasts

I got really grossed out when I choked on a bube

by Michael January 5, 2004

Bird

1. Senator, National Hero opposed to the war mongers in the white house
2. a flying thing

All hail Robert Byrd!
look theres a bird flying

by Michael March 5, 2003

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005

Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004