michael's definitions

Dodo

Relating to the extinct and perpetually bungling Dodo bird.
Used to describe someone without common sense and who always has the pathetic confused look on their face when a question is asked.

My god she's such a fucking Dodo.

by Michael March 11, 2003

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

wreeuh

Originally started in ATL, the Wreeuh has become a phenomenon. Wreeuh is the essence of gibberish, so much that it has gained its own set of definitions.

It can be shouted to express anger, or stated simply to baffle someone. It can also be used when describing one's exploits in the bathroom. Many variations can be added to wreeuh, all of which involve sounding like a retarded cave man. A favorite combination of the word is "oodles wreeuh!"

"Hey bitch, I just humped your mother!"
"Wreeuh! Wreeuh wreeeuh? Wreeeuh huh!"
- to baffle people

"Wreeuh! I just got my cock stuck in the blender again! Wreeuh wreeuh!"

"That was quite a wreeuh I just took ... I've never seen a toilet catch fire before.

by Michael October 14, 2003

Borange

The name of a song (sung prior to 1015AD) a Hebrew mother sings to her doaughter before the daughters wedding night.

The borange sung was emotional, deep with slight humuor and zest

by Michael January 6, 2005

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

Champed

Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.

Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.

by Michael December 18, 2003

chode

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

by Michael May 7, 2005