michael's definitions

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003

prairie dogging

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels as though the turd is moving in and out.

I have to use the restroom so bad that Im prairie dogging it.

by michael November 11, 2003

chocolate butternut

a woman who is so hot that you would stick donuts in her ass and eat them with shit on them and blood

damn that bitch is fine she is definatley a chocolate butternut

by Michael January 4, 2004

zanzi

myhtogical man who flew from city to city

i think i saw zanzi!

by michael December 18, 2003

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

comforter

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

by michael November 11, 2003