michael's definitions

Temple of Doom

Shreaded up toliet paper placed in the upper part of the toliet,enough to make it higher then the water level, and topped off with a shit log(or two)

The residents of 76 were shocked when they discovered that their toliet had become a Temple of Doom

by Michael February 9, 2005

Christophobe

n. One with an irrational fear or hatred of Christians. Sometimes practised by people who think they know everything.

We fear what we do not agree with or understand.

Society says it's wrong to be a homophobe but it's okay to be a Christophobe.

by Michael January 5, 2004

'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!

Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"

by Michael May 13, 2005

Sesquipedalophobia

Fear of long words.

Imagine the diagonosis...:

Doctor: Well son, we found out what you have...

Patient: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: You have Sesquipedalophobia.

Patient: Holy shit! That's a long ass word! I'm fucking scared and I'm going to go kill myself!

Doctor: Damn, I can NEVER get thru that damn diagonosis with ANYBODY. SHIT!

by Michael April 17, 2004

So Deep (Perfect Sphere Remix)

A well-known song from Dance Dance Revolution 7th Mix with a 9-foot difficulty. This song's 500-step make-up is in almost complete coincidence with the music. This song requires a good amount of stamina and multiple micro-gallups.

Tip: The steps and the song are almost one, so step to the song and you'll be fine.

by Michael April 13, 2004

wreeuh

Originally started in ATL, the Wreeuh has become a phenomenon. Wreeuh is the essence of gibberish, so much that it has gained its own set of definitions.

It can be shouted to express anger, or stated simply to baffle someone. It can also be used when describing one's exploits in the bathroom. Many variations can be added to wreeuh, all of which involve sounding like a retarded cave man. A favorite combination of the word is "oodles wreeuh!"

"Hey bitch, I just humped your mother!"
"Wreeuh! Wreeuh wreeeuh? Wreeeuh huh!"
- to baffle people

"Wreeuh! I just got my cock stuck in the blender again! Wreeuh wreeuh!"

"That was quite a wreeuh I just took ... I've never seen a toilet catch fire before.

by Michael October 14, 2003

Champed

Being beaten severly, or an embarrasing defeat.

Adolf: Mr. Jew you've just been champed.

by Michael December 18, 2003