745 definitions by michael foolsley
attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)
joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!
need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!
russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 4, 2011
the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!
john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley March 31, 2011