To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.
Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore porn?
Ivar flonks constantly.
The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part of the male population.
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