meredith's definitions
The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.
Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.
The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.
A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.
The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.
A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
by Meredith January 4, 2005
Get the metro mug.the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
by meredith January 27, 2005
Get the splort mug.by meredith May 13, 2005
Get the off the chang mug.by meredith May 13, 2005
Get the shot putter mug.
to "blooty" means to blow your nose. this word comes from the ancient scottish word "blootegh," meaning the same thing.
I need to blooty!
by Meredith May 10, 2004
Get the blooty mug.A trippin' word in itself. Paradoxical at times, but nevertheless, trippin'. 3 defs applicable. 1: The epitome of all that is cool and hip, "I've got it goin' on." 2: Tripping as in the verb itself-stumbling, not quite there, having a hard time to comprehensively express oneself. 3: Question form.
by Meredith June 30, 2004
Get the Trippin' mug.