megnao flimpis's definitions

No deals

Way! You're paying for it.

No deals brah, you sat on the curry...you're gonna pay the charges.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

nilpferd

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")

Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.

by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

jo

Short for "jo mama" (yo mama)

(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"

by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003

ration of shit

The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.

I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.

by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003

kkkill

To be sickened by the KKK.

Jethro was kkkill from too many marshmallows eaten at the cross-burning.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

glick

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003