megnao flimpis's definitions

infinite regress

The recursive redaction of an old religious-philosophical argument of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

No, Reverend Phalwell, taken to its infinite regress the King James 1611 edition proves inerrantly that 16,751 angels could fit on the head of a pin but they'd dance only at the risk of eternal damnation and hellfire!

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

ration of shit

The daily drivel delivered Monday through Friday on the CBS evening news by Dan Rather.

I record my daily ration of shit on my VCR, then fast forward to the commercials.

by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003

nilpferd

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")

Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.

by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003

jo

Short for "jo mama" (yo mama)

(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"

by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003