megnao flimpis's definitions

laho

A possible variation of the Hawaiian word "malo", which means loincloth.

Whaddup wid da laho breath, okole-munch?

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

soup sandwich

Something or someone as screwed up as a mashed potato sandwich.

Pearlene was a good looking woman but had the personality and disposition of a soup sandwich...Bubba, in a rare moment of wisdom, decided on celibacy tonight.

by megnao flimpis August 19, 2003

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

West Virginia Chrome

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

throbber

A pulsating body appendage.

While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003