megnao flimpis's definitions

throbber

A pulsating body appendage.

While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

groinal acreage

Priapic girth.

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

gnude

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

by megnao flimpis July 25, 2003