megnao flimpis's definitions

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

No deals

Way! You're paying for it.

No deals brah, you sat on the curry...you're gonna pay the charges.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

rudementary

An institution that teaches fundamental rudeness.

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

fujimo

Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem.

Say What!? VC coming over the wire? Fujimo.

by megnao flimpis July 7, 2003