megnao flimpis's definitions

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

drop

An order preparatory to doing a repetition of push-ups, usually punitive.

Corporal Bohannon, drop and give me 50.

by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

glick

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003

fujimo

Military acronym for Fuck U Jack I'm Movin' Out. A verbal and physical method of dealing with a problem.

Say What!? VC coming over the wire? Fujimo.

by megnao flimpis July 7, 2003

bungihungus

A dipstick, a tool, an assmunch.

Susan thinks Garth is a bungihungus.

by megnao flimpis July 3, 2003