4 definitions by mebegebo
| 1. | Crotch Christians | ||
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A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals. The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
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| 2. | Diaper Meridian | ||
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Age precisely between infantile and senile incontinence (between snuggies and depends). Bob refused to date anyone on his side of the diaper meridian.
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| 3. | metard | ||
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One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves. A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.
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| 4. | Diaper Taco | ||
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The object of desire to a male with a fetish for elderly women. Dale entered the nursing home, boquet in hand in search of some fine diaper taco.
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