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2 definitions by meatfluteofsavageblows

 
1.
N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.
Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.
by meatfluteofsavageblows November 06, 2013
 
2.
1. A large nerdy gay man with strong, muscular, hairy arms, a beard, a big nose and glasses.

2. My boyfriend.

3. a fictional creature in fantasy role-playing games.
--that guy has to be 6'4" easily!!
--yeah and look at how big his nose and glasses are!
--uhhh, okay...
--I don't know why, I'm just into owlbears.
by meatfluteofsavageblows April 16, 2013