meanjavabean's definitions

Instagramabull

An image posted to Instagram, with the likely intention of looking real but, in reality, its been Photochopped to death.

That pic is soooooo fake it’s obviously Instagramabull

by meanjavabean February 1, 2020

Munchausen iProxy

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.

I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.

by meanjavabean October 13, 2019

Engooglement

The Engooglement is the age in which information, knowledge and community have become ubiquitous.

We live in the Age of Engooglement.

by meanjavabean April 19, 2011

Sustainabull

Is the steaming pile of @$#% that many environmental projects turn out to be.

Hey, looks like that new wind farm is turning out to be quite sustainabull.

by meanjavabean December 9, 2012

Oprah Culpa

The act of acknowledging fault to and seeking absolution from Oprah for an indiscretion so offensive that forgiveness from any other deity will not suffice.

Fergie, the Duchess of York, will offer her Oprah Culpa on June 1, 2010.

by meanjavabean May 29, 2010