me old fruity's definitions

rinsed

1.Overplayed. starts as a good song, then gets played so mercilessly by sad dj's (think westwood) trying to be cool that u become so sick of the song u never want to hear it again.

1b. Song featured on every r'n'b compilation for the next 5 years. take a look in your local record store and you'll see what i'm on about

Blu cantrell and Sean Paul: 'Breathe', Beyonce: 'Crazy in Love', Nelly: 'Hot in Herre', Dre's: 'California Love' etc etc

by me old fruity August 28, 2005

how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

multipla

ugliest car known to man. looks somewhere between a blob, an alien and that fat girl that never got asked to dance at parties so just sits in the corner giving her prettier friend evil eye. nissan are responsible for this 6 seater monstrosity.

my ex at NEC Motor Show to prospective buyers of Multipla: leave it alone, its fat and ugly.
me: snigger.

by me old fruity August 28, 2005

NUS

National Union of Students. Join and you get a free card that gets you 20% off at pizza hut, 10% at hmv and uh...thats pretty much it.

bouncers don't accept nus cards as id because its easy for 16 yr olds to lie on the application form

by me old fruity August 29, 2005

collard green

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

by me old fruity October 7, 2005

what did they come as?

insult to mutter when one or a group of SERIOUSLY badly dressed people walk by.

Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'

50 yr old woman walks by with big clunky black leather boots, a vile patterned multicoloured gypsy skirt, jewellery made from old christmas decorations and a t-shirt 3 sizes too small that says 'babe' on it:

me: what did they come as?

by me old fruity July 3, 2006

Flumps

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

by me old fruity August 29, 2005