3 definitions by mdub-ya

Textogropher

Like a Stenogropher who types silently in a court room, a textogropher is always around the corner somewhere carying on in a silent conversation on their phone.

He was like "whoa", and I was like " totally", then he said "u r so d.u.m." then I was like "huh?"
Jane shut the fuck up, you're such a textogropher.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

Mercado

Nickname for the less commonly known MRSA. A medically resistant strain of staff infection.

person 1 -OMG, I heard you have a bunch of mercado floating around your place.
person 2 -Yeah it's just some flesh eatin bacteria, that anti-biotics can not cure but it will work itself out.

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

Morlogic

Ideas that only morons can find reason in.

Ted says " two plus three equals ten" I say "Ted stop using morlogic and learn to count"

by mdub-ya May 13, 2008