5 definitions by mcfitztillery

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 14, 2018

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery February 1, 2019

Stuck dirt

What my wife’s son called asphalt at a young age.

Hey papa, there is some stuck dirt. He said this one while my father was laying asphalt into his driveway and he did not understand because he never saw asphalt or cement, only dirt. So we call it stuck dirt.

by mcfitztillery February 1, 2019

JCPenney's Dressing Room

Just about the nastiest place you can think of

Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay.

by mcfitztillery November 20, 2017

Rejuvibate

Masturbating to make yourself feel better or to help bust a midday slump

Man today really sucks, I need to go to my room and rejuvibate for a few minutes.

by mcfitztillery July 14, 2015