mcdoh!'s definitions
Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.
Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
John: Can we safely do it in Production?
Ken: Not a chance in hell
John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!
by mcdoh! March 18, 2011
Get the Bareback Codingmug. The boner that the weatherman gets from interrupting your regularly schedule television schedule to show you Doppler Radar Images of trailer parks being relocated.
Travis: Damn it! Channel 4 just cut away from the A-TEAM rerun to show that Trailer Park in Lake Arrowhead getting blown to bits on Doppler.
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
Barclay: No wonder that weatherman has a raging Doppler Boner...
by McDoh! June 28, 2009
Get the Doppler Bonermug. John: When is Steve due back?
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
Travis: Tomorrow, why?
John: But his coffee cup is still warm and his jacket is still there.
Travis: Thats just good still-around-aflage. It comes from years of being a software developer.
by McDoh! June 1, 2009
Get the still-around-aflagemug. Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.
John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.
Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.
John: And...
Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.
John: And...
Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.
by McDoh! November 29, 2009
Get the Age Spotsmug. A person who Blind Carbon Copies Management so that when they read the email, he/she comes out looking like a hero and you look like an ass.
Travis: So why did you get transferred to HQ?
John: That Bcc-iotch deleted my other emails from the chain and sent the one where I told him how I felt about the situation to management.
Travis: What a bcc-iotch!
John: That Bcc-iotch deleted my other emails from the chain and sent the one where I told him how I felt about the situation to management.
Travis: What a bcc-iotch!
by McDoh! June 1, 2009
Get the bcc-iotchmug. The theory that no matter what you Google Image Search, the search will always return at least one naked person.
Travis: Why did John get fired?
Nick: He Google Image Searched "Thai Spicy Chicken" and it returned a bunch of pictures of women pleasing chickens.
Travis: Goo-doh!
Nick: He Google Image Searched "Thai Spicy Chicken" and it returned a bunch of pictures of women pleasing chickens.
Travis: Goo-doh!
by McDoh! June 11, 2009
Get the Goo-doh!mug. A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.
John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
Ray: I've never seen a single episode.
John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?
Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.
John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.
Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?
by McDoh! February 13, 2010
Get the Blue Balled ePiratemug.