5 definitions by mberry

bunjob

A verb used to describe the act of oral stimulation of a manbun. The word is basically used as a manbun equivalent to fellatio.

Jarred: My mum gives the best bunjobs!
Kristin: Ew.

by mberry July 16, 2018

plang plang

Term used mostly by prepubescent girls as a synonym for a "playlist".

Kendal: Damn Chloe gurl, you heard Kim's new plang plang yet?
Chloe: Aw naw gal, it must be drippin'?

by mberry June 18, 2018

HJB

Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.

Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.

by mberry June 4, 2018

Gaystipation

When a gay person doesn't come out. Similar to how a poo doesn't come out when you are constipated.

Gayle: Do you think Matt has Gaystipation?
Ockert: Defos! He's hella gay.

by mberry September 8, 2015

Xolani

Verb - To take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.

After breaking into the stockroom, the thief decided to xolani some of the retailer's SSD stock.

by mberry May 10, 2019