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meatnormous

1) A breakfast sandwich from Burger King with egg, cheese, sausage, bacon, and ham. In other words, a heart attack on a bun.

2) Someone who has a lot of man-meat.
According to his girlfriend, Andrew is meatnormous.

I was too lazy to drive to BK, so I killed a pig and used the entire thing to make my own meatnormous sandwich.
by MB October 2, 2005
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arms

1. adj. Of or relating to an occurrence of any event or noun having put one's mood down; esp. by ways of rudeness, bitchiness, or acts of being mean to another.
"He got punked today yo, everyday dis man gets punked--holee dat's arms!";
also {derivative from the hostility of a firearm when held at gunpoint, thus making one feel incomprehensible fear that would induce a 'pissing in the pants'; (1947: soldiers lined up for execution by way of arms)}.
2. n. Any of the limbs connected to shoulders or midriff of any body. An arm, forearm, or upperarm; also lowerarm.
"Both his arms were torn off in the accident."
3. n. pl. Any gun, handgun, pistol, auto or semi-automatic, (projectile)firing weapon held at one's side near arm; esp. that used in combat or war. A firearm.
"Arms ready!" (command issued to prepare for gunfire)
4. v. To Arm. To prepare or put into readiness; esp. placing armour before moment of combat.
"He arms himself with two large pistols."
5. v. To be held in arms or one's arms. To be loved. To be given grace.
"The child was held in arms."
"He got punked today yo, everyday dis man gets punked--holee dat's arms!";
"Both his arms were torn off in the accident.";
"Arms ready!" (command issued to prepare for gunfire);
"He arms himself with two large pistols.";
"The child was held in arms."
by mb December 24, 2003
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Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.
Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.
by MB February 2, 2004
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Flumpwobbler

A person whos sole purpose is to wobble flumps
I am a flumpwobbler
He/ she is a flumpwobbler
by mb September 9, 2004
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flicks

To pay for half of something
Go flicks on a pack of browns with me blood
by MB January 28, 2004
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mise

verb - "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good."
noun - "something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good"
"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"

"I had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and I did! I'm such a miser!"

"I can't sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =("

"'Mise!' he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck."

"With all the holiday shoppers, I can't believe that I mised a front row parking space!"
by MB May 5, 2003
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separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.
That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).
by MB February 9, 2005
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