mb's definitions

Halloween

An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.

by mb October 29, 2004

break off some

To offer sex willingly

After Jimmy took his date to dinner, dancing and a late night latte, he knew his date would break him off some for his effort.

She felt obligated to break him off some after he dropped by and took her kids out to the park and movies.

by mb April 22, 2004

Flumpwobbler

A person whos sole purpose is to wobble flumps

I am a flumpwobbler
He/ she is a flumpwobbler

by mb September 9, 2004

Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

mise

verb - "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good."
noun - "something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good"

"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"

"I had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and I did! I'm such a miser!"

"I can't sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =("

"'Mise!' he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck."

"With all the holiday shoppers, I can't believe that I mised a front row parking space!"

by MB May 5, 2003

friendicators

Good friends who fornicate together w/ out a commitment to one another

David and I are friendicators.

by MB May 13, 2005

phoenixpalooza

phoenixpalooza is an event by which people drive to phoenix az to drink lots of alcohol, shoot guns, and fall asleep on the floor with orgasmo on in the background for at least the 7th time.

I will attend Phoenixpalooza on Dec. 3rd.

by MB October 20, 2004