3 definitions by mayor of newark

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Completely crazy. London. Upney is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *one stop beyond Barking*.

"My ex-wife is totally Upney"
by mayor of newark July 24, 2006

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The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.
Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."
by mayor of newark July 24, 2006

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Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.
We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.
by mayor of newark July 24, 2006

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