A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.