1) Most Valuable Partier
In order to attain this title, you must do at least three of the following things at a party:
-Keg stands without puking
-Go undefeated in beer pong
the whole night
-Have no hangover
the next day
-Arrive at class/work on time the next day
with at least one person you don't know and not remember it the next day
Dude 1: Yo Mike did four keg stands, went undefeated in beer pong
, had a bottle of vodka, and didn't even puke last night!
Dude 2: Did he get to class on time today?
Dude 1: Yeah
Dude 2: Damn! He's the MVP then!!