Definitions by mattyfoureyes

release the kraken 

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

release the kraken by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

feel the burn 

when some pain in the ass thing is a life workout that is sooooooooooo getting you laid

YOU: I have to go take my mother-in-law to the airport.

YOUR BUDDY: Feel the burn, dude.

feel the burn by mattyfoureyes December 19, 2010

ineedmorecowbellatio 

a blowjob that didn't exactly explore the space

YOU: So, was she a pro?

YOUR BUDDY: Hardly. It was a'ight. What you might call ineedmorecowbellatio.

ineedmorecowbellatio by mattyfoureyes December 18, 2010