3 definitions by mattybumpo

Top Definition
When taking a piss a one stall, one urinal bathroom, you rush your piss to make sure you wash your hands before the guy taking a dump comes out and gets his shit-laden fingers all over the sink.
In order to wash my hands before the guy taking a shit came out of the stall, I had to pull a urethrush once I heard the toilet flush.
by mattybumpo November 17, 2011
When you sit on the toilet for an extended period of time after taking a shit in a one stall, one urinal bathroom in order to avoid personal contact with the guy who has come in to piss.
I was just about finished up when someone came in to take a leak, so I had to do a stall stall until the guy left. He didn't wash his hands.
by mattybumpo November 17, 2011
When you are about to take a massive shit in a one stall, one urinal bathroom and someone walks in to take a piss, so you hold back the full fury of the dump until the uninator leaves the bathroom (either as a courtesy or out of fear of embarrassment).
I was about to blow mud, but then someone walked in to take a leak. That courtesy clench almost gave me an an aneurysm!
by mattybumpo November 27, 2011

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