1 definition by mattsanasshole

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The Dirty Shot is one of the easiest ways to ruin somebody's night at a party. When you notice your rival has had a bit too much to drink, you replace his/her shot glass with one full of cum. Enjoy as you watch first looks of confusion and then looks of horror.
Bro #1 'dude did you see that asshole matt last night'

Bro #2 'ya i can't beleive that douche took a dirty shot'

Bro #1 'i hope he gets AIDS'
by mattsanasshole September 12, 2008

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