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mattia polibio

mattia polibio is famous for violating his olive oil, licking a lollipop after his friends, and licking toilets.
he is very hot like hotter than the sun i feel bad if you see him in rl bc he will make you blind. his birthday is may 16th 2003.

bes fran: are you pregnant?
me: yes
bes fran: omg whos the dad?
me: mattia polibio

by mattiasbootycheeks October 6, 2020