matt huff's definitions

imaxipad

the offspring of a mac and ipad

i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.

by Matt Huff June 12, 2010

eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape

the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.

I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.

by Matt Huff February 8, 2010

fag lips

1. lips which are used in a faggish fashion such as kissing an ass or asshole or if it's a guy's lips it would be used to suck a fat cock.

2. a name given as an insult to someone who is talking like a fag.

1. "that chick giving the rim job has sure got some serious fag lips"

2. "good one, fag lips!!!"

by Matt Huff September 7, 2009

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart

i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted

sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

blagiarism

Blatent plagiarism.

Things like Family Guy that blatently made a show similar to the Simpsons and even stole some jokes and ideas.

Blagiarism can also mean black plagiarism.

Step by Step might have blagiarized Family Matters by making a white version of it only 3 years after it was on TV.

Steve: "Wow, can you believe this show just plagiarized our favorite show so bad?"

Charlie: "Fuck this shit turn it off, that's straight blagiarism right there."

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009