matt huff's definitions

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

motibation

the motivation to masturbate.

i was so sick last night i didn't even have any motibation

by Matt Huff February 20, 2011

facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.

bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose

by Matt Huff April 17, 2010

dyslegsic

Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.

I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.

by Matt Huff January 26, 2014

fisturbed

the act of being disturbed by the fact you are being fisted

sorry I didn't finish my homework teacher, my study partner fisturbed me all night long!

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

guerrillian

a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

by Matt Huff December 30, 2011