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Menden

1. What your girlfriend accidentally blurts out when she has been cheating on you with a guy named Brenden and your name begins with a M.

2. If your name is Brenden and she's cheating on you with a guy with a M name.

3. If you're 1/2 retarded and trying to say something needs mended or mending and you think menden is actually a word.
1. Ohhhhhhh, Menden you're so good, mmmmm
2. I haven't even see talked to him in weeks Menden!!!
3. My heart needs menden
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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noodle boobs

boobs which are much longer than wide; typically ones that sag or curve up in a noodle or banana shape
i can't tell if that person walking on the sidewalk is a man or woman but it sure has a nice pair of noodle boobs
*points* look at the nooble
by Matt Huff December 11, 2010
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gaytality

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY
by Matt Huff May 5, 2010
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introdouching

the act of introducing a douche to someone.
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
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tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.
i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying
by Matt Huff September 7, 2009
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facebutt

to headbutt using your face.

a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.

a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in

guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
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dyslegsic

Dyslexia of the legs. Makes DDR really tough when your legs are stepping opposite of what they should.
I was so drunk I was dyslegsic last night.
by Matt Huff January 26, 2014
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