matt huff's definitions

shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

abortion-tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm "abortion-tolerant"

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

drop a baconator

the inevitable shit which proceeds from the consumption of Wendy's Baconator or other Wendy's meals/food

before we start the movie tonight i better go drop a baconator, i'll be right back (in 15 minutes)

by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

jailbait frenzy

to date or have sex with 3 or more underage persons in a row.

billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!

by Matt Huff July 12, 2010

sexcavate

to fuck so hard it's almost like digging a new hole aka excavating

Application:

Objective - to acquire a job as a sexcavator
Experience - 25 years of sexcavation
Hobbies - sexcavating and teaching others how to sexcavate

by Matt Huff November 14, 2011

guerrillian

a million dollars worth of anything that is looted during guerrilla warfare

this blow is so pure it must have been worth a guerrillian dollars

by Matt Huff December 30, 2011