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defrog

a setting on most cars and vehicles which removes frogs from the windshield
the window is all froggy better turn on the defrog
by Matt Huff November 11, 2009
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tummy time

when you lay a baby on their tummy in attempt to get them to learn to crawl.
i'm starting to hate tummy time because she keeps screaming bloody murder and crying
by Matt Huff September 7, 2009
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word of the day

almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.

it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.

usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down

This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
by Matt Huff February 22, 2011
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S.O.A.L.

Shit of a Lifetime.

Most people's S.O.A.L.'s occur after Super Bowl Sunday and sometimes Thanksgiving.
I had trouble flushing my S.O.A.L. down the toilet.
by Matt Huff February 8, 2010
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p.o.o.t.

'pull out on time'

a sexual acronym
"that's why you have a stupid ass baby right now, you need to learn how to p.o.o.t. on a ho like that"
by Matt Huff October 2, 2009
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Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
by Matt Huff October 11, 2010
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eenk

the back of the knee or more specifically the inside part of your leg where your knee bends at the joint creating a V shape
the eenk is a great pressure point when needing to cut off blood circulation during an injury
by Matt Huff December 12, 2010
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