matt huff's definitions
to headbutt using your face.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
a failed headbutt which leaves ones self more injured than the opposing party.
a face plant into another human being.
bartender: hey guy, pretty nice fight you had last night, i liked that choke hold you put him in
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
guy: yeah thanks, i would have put him out sooner but my headbutt was more like a facebutt and i really messed up my nose
by Matt Huff April 17, 2010
Get the facebuttmug. a) selling 8 balls or buying 8 balls to flip an extreme profit by selling by the gram
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
b) going really fast either in a vehicle, on foot, or anything with wheels. (short for hauling balls or hauling ass)
c) playing basketball
d) crying eyes out
e) now mistakenly misused by nearly everyone especially the kids on urbandictionary for a synonym of "living the good life", "living in wealth or riches", AND the worst of all "the act of being fly" which derived from the life of selling 8 ball's of cocaine on the street in order to make lots of money. ballers may sometimes live the good life with their riches and actin fly BUT for the most part many ballers only appear that way because they spend their money on new shoes and chains and may even eventually end up in jail. so all the new age wannabes who don't even know where the word came from use it for anything they can think of to describe something that is dope, cool, and/or awesome to them.
a) rick ross thinks he's ballin but he really isn't
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
b) i was ballin through that intersection
c) we were just outside ballin, shootin hoops
d) shaniqua was straight ballin when she found out her man was cheatin and playin her
e) i got some nice new air force 1 kicks bro, now i'm ballin
by Matt Huff September 26, 2010
Get the ballinmug. by Matt Huff October 30, 2017
Get the feces thesismug. i tried to plug my ipad into my macintosh and it started bleeding so i gave it a maxipad, 9 months later the mac had a beautiful baby girl named the imaxipad.
by Matt Huff June 12, 2010
Get the imaxipadmug. wannabe gigolo.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Similar to wigga or wigger which is "white-nigg(a)(er)" or a little more recently defined as "wannabe-nigg(a)(er)" after a select few black people started turning white but pretending they are still black such as Soulja Boy.
Stop trying to hit on all the soccer moms you fake ass wigolo they aren't going to give you any sex or money, try going back to hooking up with your own grandma.
by Matt Huff June 29, 2010
Get the wigolomug. A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
Get the hamsterdammug. by Matt Huff November 11, 2009
Get the defrogmug.