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ebonomics

economics of the ghetto. Follows the prices of but not limited to: Drugs, ho's, fire arms,bling bling and a standard car pimping. Follows the standard rules of economics but cometition can often decrease when a new enterprise pulls out its 9 and busts a cap in the ass of a existing enterprise. For more on ebonomics read Tyrone McGrizzles new book "from scrubin' tubs to rollin on dubbs: a new look at economics,mother fucker"
Ebonomics will eventually take over the standard issue economics as society falls into a pit of shame.
by matt dold December 22, 2004
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charles darwin

man who figured out evolution and wrote "origin of species" and revolutionized biology. Creationism is flawed and you don't have to be an atheist to accept this mans brilliant work.
by matt dold August 7, 2004
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schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance
al fackler is a grade A schmo
by matt dold February 17, 2004
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hobo

the most kickass people in the world, also the coolest job in the world.

someone who could do something with their lives but don't want to.
I would rather be a hobo
by matt dold January 15, 2004
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fox

a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap

good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
by matt dold August 26, 2004
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swaziland

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland
by matt dold February 3, 2004
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It

Evil all powerful entity from Stephen Kings "It". Later made into a very horrid movie which is wrongly called scary by the wimps of the world. You want to see something really fucked up and twisted? READ THE FUCKING BOOK!
It: Do you want a balloon?
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.

The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
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