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schmo

anyone who looks dumb and or goofy in apperance
al fackler is a grade A schmo
by matt dold February 17, 2004
mugGet the schmomug.

lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart
lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"
by matt dold January 7, 2004
mugGet the lewis blackmug.

robocracy

Government run by robots. They will be able to lie and have scandals more efficiently than humans.
Vote Candidatebot 4000 in 2008 or be processed for organs.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
mugGet the robocracymug.

swaziland

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland
by matt dold February 3, 2004
mugGet the swazilandmug.

It

Evil all powerful entity from Stephen Kings "It". Later made into a very horrid movie which is wrongly called scary by the wimps of the world. You want to see something really fucked up and twisted? READ THE FUCKING BOOK!
It: Do you want a balloon?
Georgie: Do they float?
It: They float, they all float. We all float down here.

The book contains racism,homosexuality, homosexuality bashing, child abuse, spousal beatings and murder, all of which are very graphic and very often. The movie is plain dumb compared to the book.
by matt dold November 24, 2004
mugGet the Itmug.

clayface

by matt dold February 16, 2004
mugGet the clayfacemug.

retarded monkey

everyone views matt dold as a retarded monkey.
by matt dold January 20, 2004
mugGet the retarded monkeymug.

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