2 definitions by matashowski

vajustify

Verb. Used by women, esepcially mothers, to justify anything they do because they once gave birth.

man: Oh my god, i cant believe you just shot that guy!

Woman: Yeah well my last kid was 8 lbs and 3 oz.

man: wow, way to vajustify that.

by matashowski January 4, 2008

Money Whipped

When someone lets their life be controlled by there paycheck. Similar to being pussy whipped. People who often put up with shitty jobs in order to receive a paycheck.

Guy 1: Hey are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: No, i think im going to work
Guy 3: Man, your Money Whipped .

by matashowski December 10, 2008