4 definitions by masturbatingmaster

wet

what your girlfriend does when you walk into the room naked.

i was really tired so i went to bed straight from my shower. my girl freind saw me and said "you made me wet so now you gotta fuck me"

by masturbatingmaster January 25, 2020

sex

when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much

they take each others clothes off and daddy takes his long dick
and sticks it up mommy's ass
then he sticks it right into mommy's vagina

last night i couldn't fall asleep so i rolled over and my hand landed on my wife's boobs,
so i undid her bra and held on,
then she rolled around and told me to pull off her thong and just stick my dick up her ass.
that was the weirdest sex I've ever had

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020

make out

to practically make your tongue move over to live with you GFs tongue

when you make out to much you mouth got stuck in hers

by masturbatingmaster January 27, 2020

fucked

to have had a penis go into your ass and vagina

my son had a birthday so he asked if he could shower with me, and i said yes
then he saw my vagina and boobs and asked if he can touch, and i said yes
then he asked me if he can sleep in my bed tonight, i told him yes
in the middle of the night h wakes me up and tells me he cant fall asleep, so i told him to do something to distract him

so he said okay, then he pulled down my thong stuck his dick in my ass and started humping me. i asked him where did he learn to do it so well and he said, at the sleep over he had they fucked all the girls.
that is the story of how i got fucked by my six year old son

by masturbatingmaster January 18, 2020