Steve Jobs' answer to all questions regarding the newest iPhone and all of it's issues
Question: "Why is the iPhone having drop call issues?"
Question: "Well when am I getting my bumper that supposedly fixes the issue??"
Question: "Do I need to turn off my WiFi Basestation for you to demo your phone??"
The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator
"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"
To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject
John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"
James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"
Smart and dumb at the same time
"Jesse is so smumb - she just got her master's degree, but has the common sense of a 10 year old kid
one who spends money carelessly, talks big talk about what they have, what they gonna buy, how they got "prada" this and "true religion" that and "Lexus" the other, but upon further inspection of their bank acount, there are more numbers on the right side of the decimal point than the left (i.e. $9.53 in their account)
"John stay talkin about how he bout to get them new Jordan's that's about to come out!"
"Yeah, he really a fauxfillionaire, he ain't copped a new pair of sneakers in two years"
A fake e-mail address used for blog sites, sweepstakes, and retail establishments that require an e-mail address to complete an entry
I just use my fe-mail address when I signed up on that one website. I'm not using my real email address and have my inbox full of spam
To be defeated by the narrowest of margins
John - "I missed qualifying for that position by less than 3 points"
Jim - "yeah, I got harbaughed too, I missed it at the last minute too"