master chief's definitions

zenbad

The term is a derogatory term used to define that someone (or something) is really hopeless at what that do.

Derivative of the word bad

Source, believed to originate from fighters within the covenant.

"god, you are worse than worse you are zenbad !!"

by Master Chief November 13, 2004

Po-Lo

Post-Lopez. Jennifer Lopez claimed that being "for real" was like breathing for her and that she was still "Jenny from the Block".

Considering she is the least grounded person since Yuri Gagarin, it is somewhat a surprise that even though everyone knew this, they STILL lapped it up.

David Blaine is radically Po-Lo in the scale of his attempts to turn pure shit into gold.

by Master Chief September 29, 2003

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

Firend

loves dancing on the corner and getting paid to lick pickles.

Phillip is a firend.

by Master Chief January 30, 2017

noob stick

may originate from counterstrike but now it means the cheap ass close range sword used in Halo 2.

noobs use it (cheap ass fuckers) and get killed bye it (cause all they can suck is ass)

Play live all day long and dont using the FUCKING noob stick you fucking noob . . . (dual wield plasma rifle/plasma pistol!!!)

by Master Chief December 1, 2004

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

by Master Chief June 20, 2003

Balla

One who has skills.
Many Skills. Not neccessarily at basketball, but rather any activity that uses balls (not the persons)
It requires much skill to achieve "balla" status

: "Damn, that nigga is a balla!"

by Master Chief June 9, 2003