20 definitions by masonthemissile

intro egg

the first egg you hit on the pan to start cooking

i banged the intro egg on the pan to start cooking

by masonthemissile June 20, 2023

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How much money I have

Besides the point-

Why are you here and why are you looking at this? Your wasting so much time right now! You could be pulling girls and getting laid, and you decide to go on here? Do your homework NERD!!!

What, stop looking

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by masonthemissile November 20, 2022

tuna8

spin guy

tuna8 spins

by masonthemissile February 20, 2023

State Farm

the devil had brought many terrible.

Most not as bad as this

STATE FARM IS THERE
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I love State Farm
- Jake from State Farm
STATE FARM IS THERE

by masonthemissile November 17, 2022

fun

The opposite of what you are, and have.

Loser ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can’t have fun

by masonthemissile November 20, 2022

cougar lover

Somebody that is obsessed with cougars and always under no circumstances are they not attracted.

Bruh Jimmy I’m gettin’ a boner lookin’ at this cougar

Damn Alex your such a cougar lover

by masonthemissile November 13, 2022

Bus 6

The loud house except on a school bus

I hate going to school on bus 6

by masonthemissile November 10, 2022