5 definitions by mascow

the cure for the itch

your bitch claims her crotch is on fire after cheating on you with a dog or a goat or some dude named rosco. anyway you decide to man up and lick that crab infested pussy clean much to her relief.

"my man is so good to me. i mean i cheat on him and he still gives me the cure for the itch."

by mascow March 15, 2016

catapillaring

you are wrapped up in a blanket after a great night of loving making. she then ties you up with a rope/chain in the blanket and watches your broke ass crawl along the ground like a Catapillar while she hits you with a tennis racket. you eventually break out and say "now im a beautiful butterfly!" she then calls you out for still being a broke loser and beats your ass before leaving you for your best friend. you then make a cocoon for yourself in your blanket that is now covered in jizz after weeks of sad masterbating.

yo that weakboy is still catapillaring after 2 months...i know she whooped his ass, but damn.

by mascow March 15, 2016

french fireplace

while eating a girl's hairy pussy, light up a full pack of cigarettes and put them flame side out into her vagina. watch as the smoke stack burns.

my girl has a serious love of tabacco that she needed to turn her ladybits into a french fireplace

by mascow March 14, 2016

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow March 15, 2016

the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.

yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.

by mascow March 14, 2016