5 definitions by maschinetheist

Top Definition
Same as herpina.

Meta name for a female in comix on memebase and reddit. Origin is feminized form of "Herp"
I derped the herpette after herpina turned me down.
by maschinetheist December 19, 2011
A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.
Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.
by maschinetheist October 18, 2010
A ccrap in disabled people toilets
When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.
by maschinetheist January 11, 2012
A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
by maschinetheist November 07, 2011
An online little dick club where people with either no or some gaming skill can join to play a multi-player game. They are usually pointless, but provide a large amount of gaming servers on which they own and humiliate other players because being in a clan makes them feel like they are in an organized gang. Being in a gang is obviously cool (at least according to them). They are usually seen in packs and will most likely stack the team. Upon being called out on this by fellow outsiders, they will mock them and tell them to "gtfo noob" in order to discredit any team-stacking, cheating, or similar tomfoolery.
<game>L|mana annihilated Timmy.
Timmy: You guys are stacking, I want a votescramble:
L|miyari: stfu noob.
Timmy: Come on man, stop this gaming clan stacking!
L|kenny: lol, ya, stfu nub
Timmy: lolk
by maschinetheist May 27, 2010

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