5 definitions by marydelta

To have sexual intercourse in the style of an 80's glam, hair-metal band. Has faintly Nordic connotations.
Dude, I, like, totally saw Gunnar skrogging that blond after the Metallica concert... their hair got tangled together and someone had to cut it.
by marydelta May 10, 2010
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A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.
"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."
by marydelta February 5, 2016
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The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.
She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.
by marydelta August 16, 2011
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Someone who's not Mr. or Mrs. Right, but is Mr. or Mrs. Right Now. Someone who will do in a pinch until a more suitable person comes along.
"Hey, what do you think of my new girlfriend?"

"Well, she's better than nothing..."
by marydelta November 17, 2011
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When you're on the phone with someone and aren't really paying attention because you're also on your computer but you pretend you're listening to them.

If you get busted for easy talking, you have to own it or you're even more of a douche.
"I was on the phone with my sister for an hour and didn't hear anything she said cause I was playing minecraft... I was totally easy talking."
by marydelta December 5, 2015
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