104 definitions by martin

zig

a guy who plays Pokemon on his mobile phone when he has a super computer and gets shouted at by Chakra

you daft cunt bubbling, donkey raping, bus hijacking, jockey faced fucktard, porn star stalking, cock slave, ass clown, noob feaces, ass clown motherfucker.. arse bandit, bitch slapping, shit faced cock sucking, dick wad

by martin February 10, 2005

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

by martin October 8, 2003

blakbawx

Usually a person called "James" who has no life , and likes to masturbate over all kind off pr0n.

HI my name is "James" i wank over pr0n , all kinds , even animal

by martin April 10, 2004

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 13, 2003

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by martin February 9, 2005

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by martin February 8, 2005

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004