Definitions by marshymarsh
Shrub rocketeer
Someone who wants others to share a thing on social media on their behalf, but don't want to share it themselves for fear of how people will judge them.
Conrad kept pestering his mates in the local facebook group to post a picture of a chicken carved out of spam to aggravate the annoying vegans that spam the page. They refused, and Shane called him out for being the feeble shrub rocketeer that he was.
Shrub rocketeer by marshymarsh October 15, 2020